How Attaching a Bidet to Your Toilet Seat Can Change Your Life

I think most people have heard of a bidet, but not many seem to use it which is a shame because it is probably the single most revolutionary invention since Benjamin Franklin invented electricity.

There are many benefits to using a bidet, which can be attached to any size toilet seat.  They are easy to install and can be ready to rock within fifteen minutes.  There are literally no health risks when using a bidet.  They can turn your life around in the time it takes to blink.

The Bidet is a Status Symbol

Nothing says aristocrat like washing your butt in a “Look Ma, no hands!” style.  Once you start taking care of business without dirtying your own hands, the rest of the neighborhood will follow suit and before long you will be living in a sea of bidet life.

Low Cost, High Cleanliness

There are outrageously priced bidets that will make you believe you cannot afford to void your bowels anymore, but there are an equal amount of decently priced bidets that will perform for your rear over the long haul.  Just the ability to stop paying for toilet paper is enough to make anyone smile happily.

Treating the Environment to a Friendly Bidet

One of the coolest things about bidets is that they provide an environmentally friendly way to clean your unmentionables.  With a simple button push, you can clean yourself simply and quickly.  This makes the bidet accessible for everyone, regardless of disability or advanced age or size.

The Bidet is Small and Easy to Move

Back in the day, bidets were always separate from the toilet, but nowadays some genius decided to make them attachable to the seat itself.  This has made bidets one hundred times more useful.  If you do not have a lot of room in your bathroom, or even if you do, you will be thrilled that you can do pretty much whatever you want with them, whenever you want.

Simple and Easy to Install

A bidet is probably one of the simplest things you can buy that you will later poop in, and this simplicity is reflected in its astonishingly short installation time of about fifteen minutes.  Once you have the bidet attached to the toilet, it should be smooth sailing.
Wonderfully Hygienic Bidet

Toilet paper has a tendency not only to not give you a perfect clean feeling, but often it can leave you rubbed raw, particularly if you have any hemorrhoids.  This can cause painful irritation which should not be ignored.  But with a bidet, all you are getting flushed into your bottom is water, which is pure and perfect for cleaning you nicely.

The bidet is great for so many reasons, and any one of them would be enough to convince anyone to buy one, but with all these great positive points?  The bidet is an unstoppable force of rectal cleaning that will keep you smiling all day long.

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